Everywhere I look there is an ad! William Shatner, Hell, I’ve sat through and reviewed way, way worse. Zoe, a strange child, has a not so imaginary friend Krampus, who is the dark companion of St. Nicholas. Quality of Film: This is the worst film I’ve ever watched. As an unexpected result, this list will also document my descent into absolute insanity. | Not in a, “Message all my friends and tell them they have to watch it,” way. Directors: I’d feel bad about shitting on what are clearly amateur creators making some shit for their own fun, but the movie is an unforgivable 22 minutes long. A little more goofy Krampus melty-murders would have been preferable to the pointless investigative drama. Here you'll find all collections you've created before. The booze is gone. Mood/Mental State: Uncomfortably Confused Okay, what the shit did I just watch. Deadline approaching, I was faced with the decision to either miss my deadline and let down my adorably upbeat and cheerful editor, or watch over twelve hours of straight-to-DVD Krampus in a night. Here are 10 surprising facts you probably didn’t know about Krampus. It’s got some great twists—especially in the Santa sequence—and each story is its own fun little trip. He has a dark magenta or crimson re… Through the openings in his mask, we can see he has yellow eyes and a mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth. | So without further ado, I present you, Naughty to Nice: The Twelve Films of Krampus! Kevin Tye, 16 It’s significantly better than the knockoffs, but doesn’t rise to the level of the actually good movies. 83 min On December 22, a suburban family gets together to celebrate the holidays—Tom (Adam Scott) and Sarah (Toni Collette), their children Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) and Max (Emjay Anthony); Sarah's sister Linda (Allison Tolman), Linda's husband Howard (David Koechner), their children Stevie (Lolo Owen), Jordan (Queenie Samuel), Howie Jr. (Maverick Flack), and their baby daughter, Baby Chrissy (Sage Hunefeld) Sarah and Linda's aunt Dorothy (Conchata Ferrell); and Tom's Austrian mother, who is affecti… Then a talking skeleton in a backpack started complaining that he wanted a cellphone. 10 Krampus: The Devil Returns (2016) - 1.6. To help you choose the one to watch next, here is Every Krampus Movie, Ranked. As long as they stay this level of just below mediocre, I might make it through this without the tequila. Bruno Hübner, So Krampus wins no matter what...in case you thought that he was dreaming, he was not, he was remembering. | | I can confirm it is chantable while drunk. Aside from it currently existing on Amazon and the memory it seared into my brain, I cannot find any other evidence of this movie existing. Angry Take my experience, and check out Night of the Krampus. I'm fascinated by the legend of Krampus. Gwendolyn Falcon Jay, At first I was excited for this movie, now i wanna ***** shove a Christmas tree up KRAMPUS'S KRAMPUSSY! I’ve tried to stay sober. As far as holiday traditions go, it’s pretty par for the course. Stars: The only complaint I have is that we didn’t quite get to see him enough. KRAMPUS NIGHT! Originally titled 12 Deaths of Christmas, the renaming is a blatant attempt to cash in on the “popularity” of Krampus. 10 Christmas Horror Movies That Will Make You Scream Through the Holidays. That forms the foundation for 70% of this movie. 1.5/5, Quality as Krampus Film: In context of everything else I watched tonight, it’s one of the more interesting films. And I’ve watched some real shit in my tenure at Dread Central. ...... See full summary », Director: If these movies aren’t going to try, then why should I? James Ray, 99 min The replacement booze is gone. This is how I would normally review a movie for Dread Central, like a goddamn professional.Quality as Krampus Film: This is how I would normally review a movie for Dread Central, but in the context of all the Krampus movies. Director: } Is it Krampus: The Christmas Devil that finally ends me? Get the latest horror news straight into your inbox! As a result I ended up seeing some weird shit. He’s similar to the xenomorph of Alien fame, possessing an expanding arsenal of unexpected yet believable powers. Also, he talks this time around, though only in a comical whisper repeating back what Santa said to him. Looks like I’ll make it. There’s no doubt in my mind Michael Dougherty’s Krampus will not resemble Kevin Smith’s Anti-Klaus in the least, and as long as Dougherty is working on SOMETHING, I’m a happy horror fan. Why is this a thing? Directed by Michael Dougherty. David Koechner, Some time where I didn’t experience it so pre-pissed off. | 4/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Holy shit is this a cut above the rest of the pack. It’s a great film that I’d easily recommend to anyone looking for something a little different. If I were to judge this as something worth judging, it would not be having a very happy holiday. Hugo Lindinger, Krampus wears a screaming Santa-like mask with long gray hair and a long gray beard. Hans Quest De Krampus is in de Alpenregio de metgezel van Sint-Nicolaas.Hij komt voor in onder andere Beieren, Oostenrijk, Hongarije, Slovenië, Kroatië, Italië … I assembled my list of twelve, set the dates, and promptly forgot about it until three nights ago. Man, I’m glad this movie holds up as much as I remember it. If this was just some kid, his first blunders are being immortalized more than many of us could ever dream.0/5, Quality as Krampus Film: And yet, it still isn’t the worst thing I watched tonight. Stars: There was a decent bit at the start where it was basically cowboys vs Krampus (a movie I would have much rather watched), but overall it’s just too bland to be memorable. 2/5. Everyone should find something they like in this overall solid flick. Unfortunately, I just can’t count it. Movies and TV episodes that has a Wendigo, See all lists by blackjacknerd-739-553710. In Alpine Austria and southern Bavaria, this wintertime good-cop/bad-cop routine often exhibits aspects scary enough to put the fear of the devil into adults, not to mention young children. Let it be known that this movie is where I started drinking. Merry Christmas! Weird sex laser aside, the Krampus itself is definitely a Krampus. | A look at how much live-action Krampus has changed throughout time. Claus Biederstaedt, 7 min A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home. De Krampus is een beestachtige demon uit de folklore van de Alpen-regio's.Het woord komt van het Oudhoogduitse woord voor klauw: Krampen. Short, Adventure, Family, According to legend, on Christmas Eve Santa Claus travels with a creature known as Krampus. But hey, ‘tis the season for tradition. We’ll find out soon, because the sequel is up next. LOL, by Much of Europe has a venerable Christmas or December tradition that pairs the good bishop-like St. Nicholas with a demonic, nasty character known as Krampus (and various other regional names). “Hey guys, have you heard of this whacky and obscure German Christmas Myth called Krampus!?! Krampus is also PG-13, while most true horror movies tend to be rated R. There are a few factors that suggest Krampus will be a good deal scarier than Gremlins , though. I personally learned of Krampus about a decade ago when I was going through a similar phase, but then again I also learned about that weird smiling poop log and they haven’t made a movie about that (yet). Instant Watch Options; Genres; Movies or TV; IMDb Rating; In Theaters; On TV; He thrashes the chains for dramatic effect. So please, if you’re thinking about heading out into the woods with your buddies and cranking out a straight to DVD/VOD horror knockoff this weekend, please listen. If the first movie … But good nonetheless. This isn’t a movie I’d ever consider showing to friends, unless the friend specifically asked me, “Hey Ted, which Krampus knockoff doesn’t make you want to remove the memories with a shotgun lobotomy?” Unfortunately, when taken in context of the other films that weren’t knockoffs, it doesn’t raise past just watchable. He A) punishes naughty children, B) right before christmas time, C) with sticks and stuff, D) by taking them away in a sack, and E) while looking like a goat person. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-img'); More good Krampus movies m. I've seen Krampus and A Christmas Horror Story and enjoyed them both. Krampus seduces her with some force lightning, and she does her best to look like she’s enjoying herself, but the only emotion she can conjure is the blatant discomfort of a booth babe being manhandled into a selfie by a dude dressed up as “fat Deadpool.” Two things I liked about this movie. His long, pointed tongue lolls out, and he has fangs. The way he slithers through snow like a Tremors Graboid with a mission makes snowbanks menacing in a way never before imagined. Mood/Mental State: Disgusted/Confused Wow, so this is how my night is going to go, huh? The monster is kind of stupid, but the biggest problem is that the plot is inconsequential. You know, when I said my favorite part of Krampus: The Christmas Devil was the asshole Santa, that didn’t mean I wanted him to go full psychopath. While Santa rewards the good children, Krampus punishes the naughty. What sets A Christmas Horror Story apart from other anthology films (aside from being good) is that all four stories play out simultaneously. I really want to see The Night Shift now. While it does use practical effects this time, they are pretty bad. | Gross: } There’s a giant disparity between the good and bad films on this list, and filling the trough between is a lot of grey area. Doin… 3.5/5. A Christmas Horror Story had this idea, so their Krampus is Rob Archer, a man so jacked that he might actually be a mythical beast in disguise. If you’re looking for something wildly different and don’t mind some poor quality filmmaking, it’s an okay pick. So how much did I like this particular movie’s incarnation of Bizzaro Kris Kringle?Mood/Mental State: I took the opportunity to write down how I was feeling after each film. It wasn’t exactly crack detective work, as it’s the same director and production company for both movies. Okay… what the hell is going on. _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Steven Hoban, 3/5, Quality of Krampus: Not a Krampus. Cute But it’s also the season for miracles. | Take a ****: my *** screams "KRAMPUS!" It seems like they actually learned from what people didn’t like about the first film. By the end, it was not good. Khristian Fulmer, Remember when I said Amazon Prime has some weird shit in their video library? There isn’t enough booze left to get me through this. Quality of Movie: Actually not that bad. I get it, they didn’t have the budget to make it fight realistically. And boy did it ever do so. Make sure to write your suggestions in the comments below. Falls short only to Krampus Prime. Krampus is currently streaming on Hulu but you'll need to have a premium subscription that includes Live TV in order to watch. If only they could have made it not crap…, Quality of Film: If this weren’t Krampus night, I wouldn’t have ever given any thought to watching Krampus Unleashed. The popping in ADR dialogue. Robert Conway Or as the movie itself says, Santa just looks like that. KRAAAAAAAAMPUS NIIIIIGHT! 0/5, Quality of Krampus: It’s a guy in a werewolf mask from Party City. Mother Krampus puts a fresh spin on the Krampus myth by A) making it a woman, and B) having it have nothing to do with Krampus. 2.5/5. It was moving images that danced across my eyes for 80 minutes. But it wasn’t. As is, it served its purpose. 0/5. I always worry that I’m going to rewatch a movie and sink into a pit of despair as I realize there was so many layers of crap I inexplicably missed, but in this case I might have been too hard in my initial review. Mood/Mental State: Guardedly Optimistic Honestly, that wasn’t really so bad. I wish I could have the last seven minutes of my life back. .5/5, Quality of Krampus: He’s just the devil. I looked it up, and NIght of the Krampus turns out to be the sequel to a feature length indie micro-budget horror/comedy The Night Shift. A Brief History of Krampus. | 1.5/5, Quality of Krampus: I can’t believe I’m doing this, but the Krampus in Krampus: The Christmas Devil is probably the best of the knockoffs. Nowhere near the worst of any movie on this list, but not at all believable. I want to tell the amateur videographers of the world something very, very important right now. With Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman. And if you want to watch Santa force a man to have sex with his daughter in an Eyes Wide Shut fever dream, then check out Krampus 2: The Devil Returns, you sick fuck. When that failed to turn up the necessary twelve results, I resorted to hopping between various streaming services and just typing in “Krampus.” Amazon Prime turned out to be the winner here, with the widest assortment of Krampus videos. 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film flounders the most. While there is certainly debate as to whether this holiday is appropriate for children, it continues to be celebrated throughout Bavaria, Austria, Central Europe, and beyond. Each story is distinct, and none stand out as being weak. A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home. I can’t wrap my head around this one. Looking back, it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Instead of tossing together parts of a goat costume and maybe throwing on a Santa hat, why not just find the biggest dude you can, paint him blue, and throw on some horns. Quality of Film: This film is a mess, but surprisingly it isn’t the biggest mess. 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: They change the costume up from the first movie, with a more demonic looking Krampus. Hans Holt, _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); Originally, the plan was to watch them one a night in a silly, Dread Central version of The Twelve Days of Christmas. First was Santa, who turns out is kind of a dick. The slight little hints that Santa was behind it all as some kind of moral arbiter was cool, giving a different take on the Kris Kringle myth. var _g1; In 2012, there was even a horror film released in the U.S. titled, Krampus, The Yule Lord. Spencer Jay, See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc, Brother In Law Sister In Law Relationship. Just because you own a camcorder does not mean you need to make a movie. Mood/Mental State: Krampus Night KRAMPUS NIGHT! 2/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Even as the blandest of films, this still puts it close to the top of shitty Krampus knockoffs. R.A. Mihailoff, Santa gives the orders, Krampus does the dirty work. Quality of Film: If I were the kind of guy that made traditions out of watching holiday movies, Rare Exports would easily make the cut. “A Christmas Horror Story” is to be commended for not only it’s delightfully daffy ad campaign, sporting old Saint Nick actually doing combat with Krampus, but also being ambitious enough to deliver not one but four tales of terror that actually intertwine rather than be separate entities. 62,107 Watched this with a few friends, and they loved it. It shows Krampus and Santa working together, with Krampus not being his adversary but more of Santa’s legbreaker. Quality of Film: This is a really solid movie to watch around the holidays. I honestly can’t say I recommend replicating my experiment. The shots are mostly passable, and I don’t remember the audio cutting awkwardly more than once. Action, Horror, Thriller, Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. So this year, I decided the best way to celebrate the holidays was to give each of these Krampus films a shot. Overall it’s much better shot and more coherent than the first, but it’s just so fucking sleezy that it’s impossible to like. If anything, it was vastly underused. It’s 30% Krampus and Santa torturing kids, 70% biker gang revenge story. The movie shows how he battled Krampus, yet Krampus never truly died, for his spirt lives forever and if it finds you, your world will burn. It’s only about 30 minutes long, and really charming. Tell us what you think about this feature. They’re not actually there in Krampus, mind you, but you can certainly see the opportunity. Funny side note, I was actually drinking at the bar featured in the movie the night before. Quality of Film: The budget definitely gets in the way, but I’ll be damned if Night of the Krampus isn’t charming as hell. var _g1; Or maybe she just herds goats. It’s light on the scares, but there are some pretty shocking kills. This might take the cake. 5/5, would shotgun Twelve Krampus movies again. Stars: Comedy, Director: It sticks solidly with the Krampus theme, and then just takes it to the most extreme conclusion possible. 4/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film’s budget hurts it the most. Go read that. With the release of Krampus on December 4th, here are 12 horror films to enjoy this Christmas - from Silent Night, Deadly Night to Jack Frost. Wolfgang Glück | Particularly memorable is the slug-clown, and the believable take on classic fairy tale lore. Chestnuts and open fires, Jack Frost and noses, mistletoe and disappointment, etc… And what tradition is more enduring than shameless horror movie knockoffs!? In the film, a dysfunctional family squabbling causes a young boy to lose his festive spirit. Stars: WTF It’s just serving a purpose. December 3, 2018, 10:00 am. But I don’t see anyone really hating this movie. Shawn C. Phillips, 2.5/5. I mean, I wouldn’t watch it ritualistically like some people do Gremlins or Die Hard, but I’d be happy to whip it out for a group of friends that hadn’t seen it yet. 3.5/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Compared to the other crap on this list, I want to give Night of the Krampus a perfect score. The krampus is just a goat dude, and they don’t even have the money to make its tracks look right. Definitely top two. It was delightfully bizarre, compelling, and completely out of place in the script. Mood/Mental State: Cynically Content Good, back to what I was expecting. Dear God, what have I done to myself. The jokes are all hammy, but I was chortling through the whole thing. It wasn’t good enough to want to love, and wasn’t shit enough to make me hate it. All that is left is my limp, near lifeless body as I type the last few thoughts as I slip into unconsciousness. This is what the tequila wants. No longer is it the property of Hot Topic teens who also ironically thank Satan before Thanksgiving dinner. Interwoven stories that take place on Christmas Eve, as told by one festive radio host: A family brings home more than a Christmas tree, a student documentary becomes a living nightmare, a Christmas spirit terrorizes, Santa slays evil. 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: It looks like the imp from Doom. 98 min Krampus (2015) directed by Michael Dougherty. It’s incredibly fun, and proves itself a solid movie even outside of its ridiculous premise. Good ol’ predictably bland and shitty knockoff. Ernst Stankovski, Stars: Krampus, the new Christmas horror movie, ... From there, Krampus lays out a pretty good human conflict for a Christmas movie — this family is at each other's throats. He is hairy, usually brown or black, and has the cloven hooves and horns of a goat. Visuals include footage from a Krampus festival in Germany, and windows movie maker superposition and mirroring of the singer/a dancing Krampus. Just a jacked Krampus swinging a chain like a beast. Quality of Film: I actually have an existing review of Krampus on Dread Central. This thread is archived. These old German tales are kind of all over the place. Likewise, there are some popular folklore horror movies being created such as those about the German Christmas demon Krampus. | | Still, 5/5. When I said I hoped for more surprises, this is not what I meant. | 30 min Love I found more booze. Disqualified. It’s not great, but the acting is solid and characters well developed. After a string of movies that tested even my tempered patience, Rare Exports was fantastic. Melantha Blackthorne, At one point there’s a naked lady tied up in Krampus’s dungeon, and I just felt so bad for her. Jesus, and I had such high hopes just 30 minutes ago. | Chariklia Baxevanos, Plus it managed to get the song stuck in my head. Toni Collette, Although Krampus appears in many variations, most share some common physical characteristics. Andrew Ferrick, The first of the many, many cash grabs I watched tonight, Krampus: The Reckoning is kind of notorious for its terrible CGI monster. I have watched the Krampus films, and I have survived. Sure, it’s a terrible film, but it does do some interesting stuff. 83% Upvoted. It’s downright unwatchable. Hopefully there are a few other surprises in the mix. You can really just leave it in the box and only take it out for embarrassing family videos, even more embarrassing wedding documentaries, and far more embarrassing homemade sex tapes. 5/5, the best there is. Owning a camera does not give you any obligation to use it to make a feature length film that will oneday torture a hapless horror critic. He has long claw-like hands with a couple of gold rings on each of them. I liked the cop character despite him starting every sentence with a manly growl. I had heard that this movie was pretty good, so I was saving it for a moment I needed a pick-me-up. It shifts tones pretty hard, but that’s fine given the space between the scenarios. 1/5, Quality as Krampus Film: There’s a certain amount of respect that I have to have for Krampus: The Christmas devil. Is this a joke? Michael Dougherty Wow, now this one is going to take a bit of explaining. Quality of Film: Disqualified This isn’t a movie. The visual and audio design of Krampus are spot on. Max Breschard, Not that things don’t happen, but the conclusion and ultimate twist just has little to do with the rest of the movie. 4/5. Therefore, each movie will be reviewed as such: Quality of Film: Despite everything else going on in my brain, how watchable is this film? It could just as likely be the devil. Elfriede Irrall, So while the Krampus in Krampus: The Reckoning at least acted like a Krampus, the Krampus in Krampus Unleashed looked more like a Krampus but didn’t act like one. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-source'); Quality of Krampus: If this were a rating of all the various monsters and meanies in the film, it would easily be a 6/5. Is this some kind of talk show? I just felt bad the whole time. The windows movie maker effects. 2/5, Quality as a Krampus Film: Looking back, this might be the best of the knockoffs. Like a pint of ice cream and bottle of wine after a breakup, you aren’t really tasting it. Quality as Krampus Film: Krampus Prime. Adam Scott, Stars: To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website. This is pretty much the definition of a movie that was better than expected, but not great. Krampus carries chains, thought to symbolize the binding of the Devil by the Christian Church. This is an above average short film even with the obvious lack of funds. 4/5. Mood/Mental State: Why am I not drinking faster? 1.5/5. Unfortunately, they don’t really have anything about him punishing children in this movie. Fun Fact: Turns out that Krampus Unleashed is actually a follow-up to the 2015 hit, Krampus: The Reckoning. I know there are several other Krampus films - are any of them worth a watch? Horror. Jason Hull The characters draw you in, and the threat doesn’t feel stupid. But that's just a myth. Zoé De Grand Maison, 90 min So if I give something a 3/5, take it with a dump truck of salt. Jumping ahead a bit, I don’t consider every movie on this list a knockoff, so don’t think I’m saying it was best of the night. Characters started talking about interdimensional rifts, and I had to pause. I’d never heard of it, but if you’re a fan you’ll be happy to know there is a short film sequel. So if I give something a 3/5, take it with a dump truck of salt.Quality of Krampus: Other than that silly goat drawing with the Gene Simmons tongue, there’s no real standard of what a Krampus HAS to look like. Erin Lilley, } catch(e) {}, try { It’s really a toss-up between this and Krampus: The Reckoning for top dog among Krampus films I’d never be caught dead watching again. 2/5. Quality as Krampus Film: This was honest to God not the most terrible thing I watched tonight. Practical effects instead of CGI monsters, more blood, some character banter, and a more focused plot. There’s some fun you can have with it, but not much. Quality of Krampus: The Krampus in this video is mostly a real life dude dressed up like Krampus going about a festival and Kramping it up. It’s a low bar, but this film is kinda watchable. $42.59M, Not Rated Stars: There’s a reason why movies like this are targeted towards people that like getting baked, but even the most undemanding stoner deserves better than this. But why? All the Little Women: The (Mostly) Definitive List of Little Women Adaptations . I can actually see Krampus’s stupid goat boots when he’s stomping on a guy. Ted Hentschke When did darkness engulf the living room, my only illumination being the warm glow of Krampus as he tortures children on my television. This movie was great two years ago, and is great now. Mood/Mental State: Excited! But there’s a certain segment of the population that likes to cut that mirth with some more subversive fun, and it’s people like that who probably love the Christmas-themed horror movie Krampus. Mood/Mental State: Dead I have now watched over 12 actual hours of Krampus films. try { Movie information, genre, rating, running time, photos, trailer, synopsis and user reviews. Quality as Krampus Film: Disqualified You might argue with me on this one, but never in the movie do they even mention that the horned monster trapped in ice is Krampus. There’s a decent twist, and the main characters actually look and act like real people. Once my eyes readjusted, I honestly forgot the budget in service of the characters and adorable banter. I just did the math, and if my numbers aren’t wrong, I’ve now watched Krampus for 27 straight hours. Under Christian hands, Krampus took on a number of devilish qualities, like the basket in which he carries wicked children to Hell. It’s actually about a totally different German Christmas myth, Frau Perchta, who likewise steals children around Christmas time. Mood/Mental State: Too Hurt to Love Again I really wish I had watched this movie some other time. In hindsight, I really should have put this somewhere in the middle as a mental break. I’d like to thank Amazon Prime, Netflix, Redbox, Dread Central, and Sauza tequila for making this all possible. At one point Santa (not Krampus, Santa) forces the lead to have sex with his own kidnapped daughter and get her pregnant. Stars: Quality of Film: Holy hot garbage. Lisa Jay Amelia Haberman, I don’t think so. There are already complaints that Krampus is becoming too commercialized and losing his edge because of his newfound popularity. Jay Dobyns, There is nothing that says to me, “Krampus,” rather than just, “generic demon.” He scores some points for punishing the wicked, but he does it by turning them into novelty burning skeletons. Christmas miracles do happen! The terrible video quality. So I sat down, fired up my coffee maker, cracked open the tequila, and did my job. 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